WaPo: A 40-something dad is trying to reconnect with Zelda but it’s not going well

Maddox

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The reality: My daughter lost interest within, oh, about five minutes of our hero being reborn in the opening scene. There was no immediate payoff, no power moons to collect, no fun sidegames to play. Just a lot of … walking through a field?
Upon return of the doodad, the old man informed me that I had to complete like three other quests before getting his magic hang glider. Where these quests were located in an area the apparent size of New Jersey was left unsaid, because the old man is a [multiple deleted curse words] and I hate him.
 

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