[Guide] DayZ How To Cure Sickness

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By far this is my favorite article that I've made, it's about diseases that you can catch in DayZ, anything from Salmonella to Brain Prion Disease, check 'em out! The link for the full article:

Brain Prion Disease​

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You’re hiding in a military/radar base near Tisy, far in the northern parts of Chernarus, yet all of the sudden, you can hear a person simultaneously laughing and crying - you’re creeped the F out, you’re starting to nervously load a magazine for your freshly found KA-101, you load your gun and wait for the sick bastard to enter the room through the door - BAMBAMBAMBAM! The sinister man drops dead, you still shaking decide to examine the dead body after a few seconds and see nothing out of the ordinary - a sawed-off BK-43 with a couple of buckshots, a knife, sledgehammer, and an unsettling backpack that you’ve gazed into for good 15 seconds. It’s wet, covered with flies, clearly overloaded and blood is dripping from it. You didn’t look into it, you didn’t even take his other items, you just stormed out of the building and erased this memory from your mind.

Symptoms: Uncontrollable, random outbursts of laughter/crying, shaky hands(makes it very hard to aim)

Causes: Cannibalism :O

Prevention: Don’t eat human meat, sweetheart. Also, watch out for lunatics offering you fat of unknown origin.

Treatment: NO CURE! THERE’S NO HOPE FOR YOU AFTER WHAT YOU’VE DONE! NO HELP, NO PITY. JUST SUFFERING AND IN THE END, DEATH IS YOUR ONLY CURE!

The default button for suicide in DayZ is F11.
 
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