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Cannot wait for this one.
*shrug*Verily, I must profess that I have witnessed a spectacle so absurd, so replete with vacuousness that my faculties are left bemused. Nay, I speak of a film whose title misleads, for never has there been a more sluggish and tedious display.
The tale doth follow a man of great posturing, whose love for speed and steel are surpassed only by his ego. A rude and unrefined soul, he displays his conceit for all to see, no doubt in a vain attempt to compensate for the lack of substance beneath his bravado.
The film's characters, or what passes for such, are no better than the protagonist himself. They engage in a constant stream of pointless bickering and one-upmanship, their sole purpose seemingly to outdo one another in their vain attempts at being the most insufferable.
Yet, it is not merely the characters that are wanting, for the film's plot is equally devoid of any meaning or significance. Scenes of supposed tension are rendered laughable by their predictability, while the action sequences serve only to numb the senses with their sheer inanity.
In short, I have borne witness to a sorry excuse for a film, one that seeks to glorify superficiality and arrogance, all the while ignoring the fundamental values of human dignity and empathy. I implore thee, dear reader, to avoid this spectacle at all costs, lest ye too be ensnared in the trap of mediocrity and and intellectual degradation that it represents.